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Pick-up lines, also known as chat-up lines, meet women sydney classic one-liners that have been used from time immemorial to engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship.

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If that's true, I could be you by morning. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. Because I wanna go down on you.

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Because you sure know how to raise a cock. In fact, dating experts say that attempting to get a date with a pick-up line usually isn't going to work.

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What time do they open? So, here are the best dirty pick-up lines on Reddit.

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You'll be the door and I'll slam you. I thought I heard your ass calling me. Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too. Before you ask somebody, "Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror? Because your ass is out of this world. dirty flirting

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Funniest Dirty Pick-Up Lines. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

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That's too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight. Because we're a match!

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I can be yours if you want. You know, the sexy kind. Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

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And these pick-up lines have a very different purpose than cheesy pick-up lines, and are generally not good idea to use on strangers. Scrambled, or fertilized? Constantly inside me. Story from Online Dating. Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch.

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Because you're hot and I'm ready.